If that was your dad, he is hot
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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