I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
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stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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