Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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