There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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