The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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