The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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