This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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