I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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