If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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