yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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