So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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