the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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