Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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