I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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