The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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