He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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