Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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