We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
no you cant smoke seaweed
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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