I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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