I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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