i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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