Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
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