i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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