Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
