This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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