THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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