Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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