What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
50% drunk capacity currently
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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