smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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