D3 body, D1 cock
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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