It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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