I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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