Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
This is not my ceiling
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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