Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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