Walk of Shame. In a state park.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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