Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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