You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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