come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
The adults are the big ones right?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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