i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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