are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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