But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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