Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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