dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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