this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
this will be a night to untag.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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