OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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