I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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