so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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