Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Randomize
