Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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