I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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